You know those ancedotes from IT departments?

The ones where they have to deal with absolute morons all the time, the kind who still look for the "any" key? Yeah, imagine if that wasn't a job, but your home life.

Never know what's around the corner!

Usually it's just more road, though. Corners are about the most disappointing thing in existence. Always promising a new, exciting opportunity, but never delivering. Unless the corner is an awesome corner store. Then the corner is very worthwhile.